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When Billy Jack was younger, he did everything to please his girlfriend, Billy Jane. So, he decided to become a member of a parachute team in the army. On the plane, the instructor told him to pull the cord with his right hand after jumping. If the parachute didn’t open , he should then pull the other cord with the left hand. “There will be a truck down there waiting for you, Billy Jack”, the instructor said. Billy Jack jumped and pulled the cord with his left hand, but the parachute didn’t open. Then he pulled the other cord with his right hand, but it still didn’t open. Billy Jack got very nervous and said to himself: “I have really bad luck. And now, I bet the truck won’t even be waiting for me.”
1. decided to become
2. didn’t open
3. jumped and pulled
4. got very nervous
5. won’t even be waiting
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2. It’s wonderful how these flowers smell so good.
3. The chicken doesn’t taste good. You should add more seasoning.
4. It feels a little chilly outside. I better grab a coat.
5. What noise is this? It sounds like rain.
6. Well, it doesn’t seem that hard. You should try it.
7. Parts of speech
Complete the dialogue(Sugestion)
– Hi Mary, could you do me a big favor? I need someone to do research for me. My computer has just stopped working.
– Sure, what can I do for you?
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